BECAUSE I'M LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE FILLED WITH REGRET OVER THE ACTIONS OF THE TWISTED FILTH I CHOOSE TO NOT RUN FROM HAUNTED BY SPECTRES DEMONS AND OTHER HUNGRY GHOSTS KEEN ON THE IDEA THAT I AM AWARE OF THEIR COMMOTION BEGGING FOR MY PITY TOWARDS THE FATE THEY HAVE CHOSEN THE END HAS ALLREADY COME AND PASSED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER TIME SCRAPES BY TIED TO THE END OF A STEAK KNIFE DRAGGING ITS TIP ACROSS A VANITY MIRROR AS THESE VILE CREATURES WEEP CEASELESSLY IN ATTEMPT TO PULL ME TO THEIR OWN PIT OF STINKING FLAME AND I'M SURE THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME BUT THAT'S FINE I DON'T CARE THAT IS WHY YOU MUST SEND ME MONEY AND LOTS OF IT DON'T THINK ABOUT IT ANY LONGER JUST DO IT OBEY ME I AM ASKING YOU FOR MONEY IT IS BECAUSE I AM HUNGRY AND I WANT TO BUY ALCHOHOL TO KEEP MYSELF WARM IN THE STORAGE UNIT I PULLED A SLEEPING BAG INTO MY PAYPAL IS REDWINGDREAM@GMAIL.COM IF YOU DO NOT ACT QUICKLY THEN I WILL HAVE TO EAT THESE GHOSTS BEFORE THEY EAT ME FIRST GOD BLESS AMERICA AGRI CON 2004
